IN MALAYSIA
THERE ARE THE POLICEMAN
BUT THE POLICEMAN NOT ENOUGH STAFF
WHEN THE POLICEMAN NOT ENOUGH STAFFS (TAK CUKUP OLANG)
BUT THEY CAN DEPLOY FRU TO THE OPPOSITION BY THE HUNDREDS.
WHEN THERE ARE SNATCH THIEFS WE CAN STILL BE SAFER THAN JAPAN.
THE WHOLE BUS STOP ALSO CAN BE STOLEN.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
ZAMBRY COMPARES HIMSELF WITH GHANDI
CAN YOU BELIEVE ZMBY GOT THE GUTS TO COMPARE HIMSELF WITH GHANDI ?
Friday, May 8, 2009
ANOTHER MALAYSIAN IDIOT
QUOTED FROM HIS BLOG
Fenomena Mat Rempit di kalangan anak muda yang bukan sahaja melibatkan gejala sosial bahkan aktiviti jenayah seperti lumba haram dan kes ragut, hatta mengakibatkan kematian dua wanita hamil di Johor Baharu dan Kota Bharu baru-baru ini, memerlukan strategi dan pendekatan yang holistik dan bersepadu dari semua golongan dan entiti masyarakat agar ia tidak menjadi barah yang mengancam ketenteraman dan keselamatan awam.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT MAT REMPIT IS THE MAT CEMERLANG ?
Fenomena Mat Rempit di kalangan anak muda yang bukan sahaja melibatkan gejala sosial bahkan aktiviti jenayah seperti lumba haram dan kes ragut, hatta mengakibatkan kematian dua wanita hamil di Johor Baharu dan Kota Bharu baru-baru ini, memerlukan strategi dan pendekatan yang holistik dan bersepadu dari semua golongan dan entiti masyarakat agar ia tidak menjadi barah yang mengancam ketenteraman dan keselamatan awam.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT MAT REMPIT IS THE MAT CEMERLANG ?
ANOTHER MALAYSIAN IDIOT
QUOTED FROM HIS BLOG
Fenomena Mat Rempit di kalangan anak muda yang bukan sahaja melibatkan gejala sosial bahkan aktiviti jenayah seperti lumba haram dan kes ragut, hatta mengakibatkan kematian dua wanita hamil di Johor Baharu dan Kota Bharu baru-baru ini, memerlukan strategi dan pendekatan yang holistik dan bersepadu dari semua golongan dan entiti masyarakat agar ia tidak menjadi barah yang mengancam ketenteraman dan keselamatan awam.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT MAT REMPIT IS THE MAT CEMERLANG ?
Fenomena Mat Rempit di kalangan anak muda yang bukan sahaja melibatkan gejala sosial bahkan aktiviti jenayah seperti lumba haram dan kes ragut, hatta mengakibatkan kematian dua wanita hamil di Johor Baharu dan Kota Bharu baru-baru ini, memerlukan strategi dan pendekatan yang holistik dan bersepadu dari semua golongan dan entiti masyarakat agar ia tidak menjadi barah yang mengancam ketenteraman dan keselamatan awam.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT MAT REMPIT IS THE MAT CEMERLANG ?
ANOTHER MALAYSIAN IDIOT
QUOTED FROM HIS BLOG
Fenomena Mat Rempit di kalangan anak muda yang bukan sahaja melibatkan gejala sosial bahkan aktiviti jenayah seperti lumba haram dan kes ragut, hatta mengakibatkan kematian dua wanita hamil di Johor Baharu dan Kota Bharu baru-baru ini, memerlukan strategi dan pendekatan yang holistik dan bersepadu dari semua golongan dan entiti masyarakat agar ia tidak menjadi barah yang mengancam ketenteraman dan keselamatan awam.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT MAT REMPIT IS THE MAT CEMERLANG ?
Fenomena Mat Rempit di kalangan anak muda yang bukan sahaja melibatkan gejala sosial bahkan aktiviti jenayah seperti lumba haram dan kes ragut, hatta mengakibatkan kematian dua wanita hamil di Johor Baharu dan Kota Bharu baru-baru ini, memerlukan strategi dan pendekatan yang holistik dan bersepadu dari semua golongan dan entiti masyarakat agar ia tidak menjadi barah yang mengancam ketenteraman dan keselamatan awam.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT MAT REMPIT IS THE MAT CEMERLANG ?
Saturday, May 2, 2009
MALAYSIA TRULY ASIA
MALAYSIAN CULTURE
IN MALAYSIA WE WILL HAVE THE NEW ARAB CITY IN MALACCA.
THIS WILL COMPLIMENT WELL FOR US TO HAVE CYBERCAFE CHINA CITY.
SO WHERE THE HELL IS MALAYSIAN CULTURE ??
IN MALAYSIA WE WILL HAVE THE NEW ARAB CITY IN MALACCA.
THIS WILL COMPLIMENT WELL FOR US TO HAVE CYBERCAFE CHINA CITY.
SO WHERE THE HELL IS MALAYSIAN CULTURE ??
MALAYSIA SAFER THAN JAPAN
JOHOR BARU: Johor Baru South OCPD Asst Comm Zainuddin Yaakob was tied up and robbed at knife point in his house here early yesterday.
ACP Zainuddin: The intruders tied him up.
The OCPD, in his 40s, who was home alone, had a shock when at least three men surprised him at about 5.45am.
The suspects, all believed to be Indonesians, tied him up and ransacked his home.
The intruders then fled with some cash and valuables.
ACP Zainuddin managed to free himself and contact the police. He later lodged a report at the Tampoi police station.
State CID chief Senior Asst Comm (II) Datuk Amer Awal said the suspects managed to enter the OCPD’s house through the back door.
“The OCPD was not harmed and so far we have detained three men in connection with the case,” he said, urging those with information to contact the police hotline at 07-221 2999 or the nearest police station
REALLY NIAMAHHHHH!!
ACP Zainuddin: The intruders tied him up.
The OCPD, in his 40s, who was home alone, had a shock when at least three men surprised him at about 5.45am.
The suspects, all believed to be Indonesians, tied him up and ransacked his home.
The intruders then fled with some cash and valuables.
ACP Zainuddin managed to free himself and contact the police. He later lodged a report at the Tampoi police station.
State CID chief Senior Asst Comm (II) Datuk Amer Awal said the suspects managed to enter the OCPD’s house through the back door.
“The OCPD was not harmed and so far we have detained three men in connection with the case,” he said, urging those with information to contact the police hotline at 07-221 2999 or the nearest police station
REALLY NIAMAHHHHH!!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
WHY WE SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO THE GRUMPY OLD MAN
I THINK AFTER 51 YEARS ITS TIME THAT MALAYSIAN REALLY GROW UP.
THE MALAYS ARE SELLING PAU'S THE CHINESE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF NASI LEMAK AND ALL THREE OF THEM HANGS OUT IN MAMAK SHOPS.
SO WHY DO WE STILL NEED MR MAHATHIR MOHAMMAD'S IDEOLOGY ?
IT MAY WORK WELL IN THE OLDEN DAYS, WELL THAT WAS HIS TIME.
BUT TODAY THINGS HAVE CHANGED, I MEAN THINGS HAS DRAMATICALLY CHANGED.
I THINK IF WE IGNORE MAHATHIR WE SHOULD BEHAPPIER AND HANDLE OUT OWN PROBLEMS BETTER.
THE MALAYS ARE SELLING PAU'S THE CHINESE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF NASI LEMAK AND ALL THREE OF THEM HANGS OUT IN MAMAK SHOPS.
SO WHY DO WE STILL NEED MR MAHATHIR MOHAMMAD'S IDEOLOGY ?
IT MAY WORK WELL IN THE OLDEN DAYS, WELL THAT WAS HIS TIME.
BUT TODAY THINGS HAVE CHANGED, I MEAN THINGS HAS DRAMATICALLY CHANGED.
I THINK IF WE IGNORE MAHATHIR WE SHOULD BEHAPPIER AND HANDLE OUT OWN PROBLEMS BETTER.
ANOTHER AMERICAN IDIOT OOOPS I MEAN MALAYSAN IDIOT
FROM THE MALAY MAIL 28/04/09
BIZARRE and ludicrous.
How else can one explain it when perhaps the highest authority in Malaysian sports says that schools are not where talent is spotted and, therefore, not critical to achieving excellence in sports at national and international levels?
That’s what happened at Tun Razak Stadium in Jalan Duta yesterday. Sports Minister Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek stunned those present when he said just that.
“School sports is supposed to be fun and carnival-like. It is not supposed to be competitive. This is not where you identify talent,” said Shabery.
“That’s all right,” he said.
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ABOUT BARISAN NASIONAL LEADERS ?
ONLY ONE WORD
NIAMAHHHHH!!!
BIZARRE and ludicrous.
How else can one explain it when perhaps the highest authority in Malaysian sports says that schools are not where talent is spotted and, therefore, not critical to achieving excellence in sports at national and international levels?
That’s what happened at Tun Razak Stadium in Jalan Duta yesterday. Sports Minister Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek stunned those present when he said just that.
“School sports is supposed to be fun and carnival-like. It is not supposed to be competitive. This is not where you identify talent,” said Shabery.
“That’s all right,” he said.
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ABOUT BARISAN NASIONAL LEADERS ?
ONLY ONE WORD
NIAMAHHHHH!!!
Saturday, April 25, 2009
NAZRI AZIZ THE GATEKEEPER OF PUTRAJAYA OFFICE
Article 72 states: ‘The validity of any proceedings in the Legislative Assembly of any State shall not be questioned in any court’.
But Nazri, being the ‘wise’ man as usual, interpreted otherwise. Even with his legal background he fails to understand the constitution.
In the case of Article 72, its intention is very clear in that the court can not interfere with whatever transpires in a state assembly. Even a fifth former can tell Nazri this intention.Nazri, I wonder how you can be a minister? It is well-known that a court cannot mete out any punishment or sentence which is not provided for by the law or constitution. For example, if an accused is found guilty of an offence which carries the mandatory death sentence, the judge has no alternative but to send him to the gallows. Simply because that was the intention of the law.
Nazri, I believe you should go back to school to brush up on some basic English. With your current level of English understanding, I hope you do not go around making a joke out of your good self.
But Nazri, being the ‘wise’ man as usual, interpreted otherwise. Even with his legal background he fails to understand the constitution.
In the case of Article 72, its intention is very clear in that the court can not interfere with whatever transpires in a state assembly. Even a fifth former can tell Nazri this intention.Nazri, I wonder how you can be a minister? It is well-known that a court cannot mete out any punishment or sentence which is not provided for by the law or constitution. For example, if an accused is found guilty of an offence which carries the mandatory death sentence, the judge has no alternative but to send him to the gallows. Simply because that was the intention of the law.
Nazri, I believe you should go back to school to brush up on some basic English. With your current level of English understanding, I hope you do not go around making a joke out of your good self.
Friday, April 24, 2009
THE COST OF INEFFICIENT GOVERNMENT TO MALAYSIAN
TO CALCULATE THE COST OF BAD GOVERNANCE THIS IS THE COST CALCULATED.
PER PERSON based on average of 30 years of bad management
CHILD TO TEEN CHARGES
1) THE DETERIORATION OF RACE RELATION SINCE WE ARE BROTHERS FOR SO LONG RM 550.00 per year x 30 years = RM 16,500.00
2) THE PRIMARY SCHOOL COST OF POOR EDUCATION
RM 800.00 per year x 5 years = RM 4,000.00
TUITION FEES PAID TO OUTSIDE RM 60.00 per subject per month x 5 subjects x 12 months x 5 years = RM 18,000.00
3) THE SECONDARY SCHOOL COST OF POOR EDUCATION
RM 1,000.00 per year x 5 years = RM 5000.00
TUITION FEES PAID TO OUTSIDE RM 80.00 per subject per month x 5 subjects x 12 months
x 5 years = RM 24,000.00
4) COST OF NOT GETTING QUALITY LOCAL TERTIARY EDUCATION
FOUNDATION YEAR RM 8500.00
FIRST YEAR RM 9,800.00
SECOND YEAR RM 11.800.00
FINAL YEAR RM 50,000.00 PLUS accomodation
5) THE COST OF POOR GOVERNENCE OF RAKAN MUDA
RM 5,000.00 PER CHILD
6) THE COST OF POOR TRANSPORT AND TIME WASTED
RM 500.00 per year x 10 years = RM 5,000.00
COST OF YOUNG ADULT LIFE (22 to 30) 8 years
BIASED EMPLOYMENT JOB IN THE GOVERNMENT
SALARY : RM 24,000.00 per annum 1st year
RM 27,6000.00 per annum 2nd year
RM 30,000.00 per annum 3rd year
RM 38,400.00 per annum 4th year
RM 43,200.00 per annum 5th year
RM 45,600.00 per annum 6th year
RM 48,000.00 per annum 7th year
RM 54,000.00 per annum 8th year
POOR TRANSPORT MAKING THEM TO PAY FOR A CAR
RM :52,000.00 for average proton national car
RM : fuel RM 2,400.00 (RM 50.00 a week)
RM : BUMPY ROAD THAT HURTS THE TYRE RM 800.00 X 4 (LIM TYRE PRICE) RM 3,200.00.
Miscellaneous black oil and other expenses RM 80.00 (not fully synthethic)
PER PERSON based on average of 30 years of bad management
CHILD TO TEEN CHARGES
1) THE DETERIORATION OF RACE RELATION SINCE WE ARE BROTHERS FOR SO LONG RM 550.00 per year x 30 years = RM 16,500.00
2) THE PRIMARY SCHOOL COST OF POOR EDUCATION
RM 800.00 per year x 5 years = RM 4,000.00
TUITION FEES PAID TO OUTSIDE RM 60.00 per subject per month x 5 subjects x 12 months x 5 years = RM 18,000.00
3) THE SECONDARY SCHOOL COST OF POOR EDUCATION
RM 1,000.00 per year x 5 years = RM 5000.00
TUITION FEES PAID TO OUTSIDE RM 80.00 per subject per month x 5 subjects x 12 months
x 5 years = RM 24,000.00
4) COST OF NOT GETTING QUALITY LOCAL TERTIARY EDUCATION
FOUNDATION YEAR RM 8500.00
FIRST YEAR RM 9,800.00
SECOND YEAR RM 11.800.00
FINAL YEAR RM 50,000.00 PLUS accomodation
5) THE COST OF POOR GOVERNENCE OF RAKAN MUDA
RM 5,000.00 PER CHILD
6) THE COST OF POOR TRANSPORT AND TIME WASTED
RM 500.00 per year x 10 years = RM 5,000.00
COST OF YOUNG ADULT LIFE (22 to 30) 8 years
BIASED EMPLOYMENT JOB IN THE GOVERNMENT
SALARY : RM 24,000.00 per annum 1st year
RM 27,6000.00 per annum 2nd year
RM 30,000.00 per annum 3rd year
RM 38,400.00 per annum 4th year
RM 43,200.00 per annum 5th year
RM 45,600.00 per annum 6th year
RM 48,000.00 per annum 7th year
RM 54,000.00 per annum 8th year
POOR TRANSPORT MAKING THEM TO PAY FOR A CAR
RM :52,000.00 for average proton national car
RM : fuel RM 2,400.00 (RM 50.00 a week)
RM : BUMPY ROAD THAT HURTS THE TYRE RM 800.00 X 4 (LIM TYRE PRICE) RM 3,200.00.
Miscellaneous black oil and other expenses RM 80.00 (not fully synthethic)
ROBERY BY MAT REMPITS APPROXIMATELY RM 500.00 PER YEAR X 7 = 3,500.00
COST OF TRAFFIC JAM CAUSED BY HINDRAF BERSIH ENGLISH CLASSES PROTEST ISRAEL WAR PROTEST ANWAR PARLIMENT CASE AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS PROTEST RM 300.00
ENVIROMENTAL CAUSING HEALTH RELATED ILLNESS RM 800.00
OPPORTUNITY COSTS RM 7000.00.
USING OUR BY KHIR TOYO TO GO DISNEYLAND IN FLORIDA AND TRANSIT 4 DAYS IN DUBAI WITH PRESIDENTIAL SUITE : RM 300 PER CITIZEN.
POLICE BRIBERY DURING CHINESE NEW YEAR, RAYA 50 X 7 = 350.00
COST OF MENTAL DISTRESS CAUSE BY GOVERNMENT CONSTANT THREATENING RM 200 PER ANNUM X 7 YEARS. = RM 1,400.00.
COST OF RUNNING AROUND RED TAPES : RM 500.00 X 7 = RM 3,500.00
COST OF BROKEN MARRIAGE BECAUSE WORKING TO HARD NO FAMILY LIFE RM 20,000.00.
SO IF YOU ARE AGE 30 and stays in klang valley,
NOW THE GOVERNMENT OWES YOU RM 562,930.00
compounded with interest 2.5% blr (prudent one) RM 646,629.60
IF YOU DO BUSINESS, THEN IT IS ANOTHER CALCULATION.
NAZRI AZIZ MAHATHIR CHILDISH ?
WOW !! NAZRI AZIZ SAYS MAHATHIR IS AN OLD MAN AND CHILDISH.
IS IT TRUE ?
IS IT TRUE ?
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
MALAYSIA A PARIAH NATION
“From France to Britain to Australia, the articles are identical and carried the same message. The incoming PM is said to be corrupt and involved in a murder case.
“The Australian writer says Malaysia is a ‘pariah’ nation. I cannot believe that this demonisation by so many at the same time is a coincidence,” he said in his latest blog posting yesterday
“The Australian writer says Malaysia is a ‘pariah’ nation. I cannot believe that this demonisation by so many at the same time is a coincidence,” he said in his latest blog posting yesterday
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
REMEMBERING THE BARISAN TALK
NAJIB TUN RAZAK
"MALAYSIA IS SAFER THAN JAPAN"
MUHIDDIN YASSIN
"ORANG CINA SEOLAH OLAH TIDAK MENGHARGAI BARISAN APA YANG KITA LAKUKAN"
SAMIVELLU
"DOESNT THE INDIANS HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR FOOD TO EAT ?"
RAIS YATIM
"THE REASON OF BN LOSS IS BECAUSE OF WE FAIL TO REGULATE THE TV STATION"
NAZRI AZIZ
"YOU TAK SUKA BOLEH KELUAR DARI MALAYSIA"
"MAT REMPIT KITA IALAH MAT CEMERLANG"
"PKR IALAH PROJEK KHINZIR RAKSAKSA"
"WELL HE DIDNT ACTUALLY TALK HE JUST KISSED THE KNIFE"
LING LIONG SIK
"MAN HAVE TO RELEASE THEIR EXTRA ENERGY"
"MALAYSIA IS SAFER THAN JAPAN"
MUHIDDIN YASSIN
"ORANG CINA SEOLAH OLAH TIDAK MENGHARGAI BARISAN APA YANG KITA LAKUKAN"
"I ALSO WENT TO UNIVERSITY"
HAMID ALBAR
"WE USE THE ISA TO PROTECT HER SAFETY"
"IF THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH RACE RELATION THEN WE SHOULD SERIOUSLY LOOK INTO IT"
AZALINA
"WE ARE WATCHING THE YOU "THE BLOGGERS"
INFORMATION MINISTER
"10000 BLOGGERS AND UNEMPLOYED AND ARE WOMEN"
CHEW MEI FUN
"THE CHINESE MUST VOTE FOR BARISAN OR RISK ANOTHER MAY 13 "
DONALD LIM SIANG CHAI
SAMIVELLU
"DOESNT THE INDIANS HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR FOOD TO EAT ?"
RAIS YATIM
"THE REASON OF BN LOSS IS BECAUSE OF WE FAIL TO REGULATE THE TV STATION"
NAZRI AZIZ
"YOU TAK SUKA BOLEH KELUAR DARI MALAYSIA"
KHAIRY JAMALUDDIN
"MAT REMPIT KITA IALAH MAT CEMERLANG"
"PKR IALAH PROJEK KHINZIR RAKSAKSA"
HISHAMMUDDIN
"WELL HE DIDNT ACTUALLY TALK HE JUST KISSED THE KNIFE"
LING LIONG SIK
"MAN HAVE TO RELEASE THEIR EXTRA ENERGY"
Friday, April 17, 2009
THE CHINESE VOTERS
MUHIDDYN YASSIN QUOTE
“(sokongan kaum Cina) mencatatkan penurunan, macam tidak ada penghargaan terhadap apa yang kita lakukan (the drop in Chinese support is like as if there is no appreciation towards what we (BN) are doing).”
DOESNT HE LOOK SOND AND ACT LIKE AN AYAM KAMPUNG ???
“(sokongan kaum Cina) mencatatkan penurunan, macam tidak ada penghargaan terhadap apa yang kita lakukan (the drop in Chinese support is like as if there is no appreciation towards what we (BN) are doing).”
DOESNT HE LOOK SOND AND ACT LIKE AN AYAM KAMPUNG ???
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